I'm a big boy! Mommy and Daddy said so.
Yesterday, Sue let me wear underwear after I woke up from my nap, and I stayed dry until I got undressed to take a bath. Today, I wore underwear and stayed dry all day long!
(On a sidenote, my pants seem bigger now that I'm a big boy who wears underwear. Hmm.)
The day got even better because Sue gave me a mohawk after naptime. I looked awesome! I think Daddy was jealous of my cool hair.